zrexz:

kenkit:

takkynoko:

What?

What?


What?

agentwoshington:

agentwoshington:

ok but there was a bus filled with potatoes driving around my town today

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daeneryus:

shutupaubrey:

princesschloepea:

life tip whatever dumb ass name you get siri to call you is what your iphone automatically signs your emails as. i have been applying to jobs for 2 months as queef.

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#OH MY GOD OH GMY GOD OH MY GOD NO N ONO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOO #HOLY SHIT #I HAVE BEEN APPLYING TO JOBS AS ANAL DESTROYER

jathis:

cartel:

walking into the wrong class

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THAT OWL LOOKS SO FUCKING

BEFUDDLED

wellversedinetiquettte:

What the fuck is wrong with this website

avatargrace:

ironychan:

mischievousshota:

indevan:

simonjadis:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

emeraldcharos:

wessasaurus-rex:

kikojaharo:

This is the most accurate gif of Florida I have ever seen.

 ”What the fuck?” 

She’s not even scared, she’s just mad and confused.

baby gators are basically confused sharp bunnies who wander into other people’s pools for a dip and some sunbathing and might gnaw on u. mommas are the scary ones.

confused sharp bunnies

i’d argue that you don’t even have to worry about mommas.  alligators are literally stoners.  like don’t fuck with their stuff and they’ll just chill and leave you alone.

i grew up in florida. i was riding my bike once and managed to fall over and into a swamp full of gators and they just stared at me like ‘what the fuck did you do that for?’ they are some of the calmest creatures ever.

Alligators have not evolved in two hundred million years.  They’re too lazy.

i hit a gator with my canoe paddle once it didn’t even fucking do anything it just looked at me like what the fuck was that for and went back to sunbathing

also the babies are kinda fun to hold even though your not supposed to

illuminated-youth:

oh my goodness

hotboysofficial:

when your parents walk in when a sex scene is on 

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tibets:

if you live in new york, this is the chance of a life time.

thnksforthepete:

ryenross:

i made a playlist

1382 songs, 3.5days

godsmacklemore:

Please read this poem I wrote in first grade

mangomamita:

also this is my favorite vine

taliabobalia:

my ascent into adulthood

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taint3ed:

vinegod:

What High school looks like in commercials by Childish Brandino

"Nigga, what’s class?"