Theme By: Destroyer & Sleepless

nico-diangelcakes:

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

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I think we all know where this is going.

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the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

(via spainsasscheeks)

alfredtalia:

/ハンバーガー充なう!\
Pixiv ID: 6751964
Member: むうぎ

clannyphantom:

"maybe you wouldnt be so tired if you went to bed earl-"

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(via neat-o-burrito)

(Source: cashcutie, via koujakus-boyfriend)

arekelly:

dont you ever try to pull this shit with me I will stab you

(Source: alenamonz, via da-wakko)

grubsludge:

funk-dabble:

littleleahlamb2k14:

grubsludge:

bury me in armor so I’ll be ready for the skeleton war

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ready

why is his fricking chest uncovered? that’s ppor planning right there

what are you gonna do?

stab a skeleton in the heart?

(via neat-o-burrito)

annicron:

look at this thing i got at the airport when leaving germany

it’s a giant tic tac box filled with tiny tic tac boxes

(via matthewfreakingwilliams)

aiclan:

emmeme:

does anyone remember the time i spent over an hour drawing a comic on paint and it got two notes and i shut down my computer and went to bed angry which is a thing you’re never supposed to do

well i found the comic and now i understand why it only got two notes

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this is art

(Source: techonlogy, via koujakus-boyfriend)

geoffrmsy:

dekutree:

tbh I don’t see the fuss about having waiters/waitresses not being happy and enthusiastic like I came here to eat I didn’t come here to be amused by employees as long as I’m getting my food and they’re not being blatantly rude I don’t see why y’all need to go on yelp to rank a restaurant 0/5 and have an outburst on why your waitress didn’t smile at you when she poured you water

this is pretty fucking important

(via roderich-senpai)

prismatoid:

oh my god, hello how are you welcome to my aquarium 

(via doki-dirky)

parumon:

you kno he ded

(via alfred-f-jones)