when u burn someone in front of ur friends
There are two kinds of people.
My friends are all going out on various days without me, usually I dont give a shit but im feeling left out.
This took me a second and now I cannot stop laughing.
I fucking love literary humor, especially classics.
I WAS LITERALLY JUST READING OEDIPUS AND I SNORTED
WHEN THE ANIME PLAYS THE FIRST OPENING DURING THE CLIMAX OF THE FINAL EPISODE
A Spaniard and a German sit at a bar.
They look at each other and just say “Italians.”
if austria was once married to spain
would that mean spain was his
So knowing that im the only person in my family whose single, my brothers like “hey, did you.. oh wait, youre single..”