Theme By: Destroyer & Sleepless

slaycinder:

jpgay:

i hate when a more attractive person has a crush on the same person i do

It’s like performing in a talent show and finding out that Beyonce is going on before you

(via francis--bonnefoy)

george-the-slut:

I AM LAUGHING SO HARD IT HURTS

(Source: the-pietriarchy, via lesbiqueen)

(Source: kittiezandtittiez, via chepibola)

ravenbaxtersdad:

when will my reflection show who i am inside

(Source: vaccums, via iandorito)

chriscevans:

You’ll make a great husband. Till Chris Evans comes to me…

yrmaw:

harrysgettinhead:

british people are so fucking cute

they called christmas lights ‘fairy lights’

they called sweaters ‘jumpers’

sneakers are ‘trainers’

they say ‘you alright/you ok’ instead of ‘how are you’

i quit

fuck off you condescending twat

(Source: wordlesslanguage, via spoopyspamano)

yrmaw:

harrysgettinhead:

british people are so fucking cute

they called christmas lights ‘fairy lights’

they called sweaters ‘jumpers’

sneakers are ‘trainers’

they say ‘you alright/you ok’ instead of ‘how are you’

i quit

fuck off you condescending twat

(Source: wordlesslanguage, via spoopyspamano)

get-fucked-and-get-inked:

mr-mrs-insatiable:

brandonplease:

You can’t not reblog this.

This is brilliant.

Amazing.

(via maplebrownies)

vriskaaserket:

I WAS DRINKING WATER AND I JUST SPIT IT OUT ON TO MY SCREEN HOLY SHIT

(via maplebrownies)

neyagawa:

meanplastic:

tumblr staff

im fucking crying at this effort they taped the cockroach and made a little tie the longer i look at this the funnier it gets

(Source: pi4nobl4ck, via smaugs-little-burglar)

rubdown:

CHRIS EVANS LAUGHING ALONE WITH PIZZA

(Source: d-white211, via dorkydoitsu)